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Nation Demotivational Poster


MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the taps because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


SPECTATOR SLOWDOWN -


TAGS: morbid fascination someone else s pain
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 10, 2016, 3:02 pm
Very engaging...
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:18 am
'The big bucks', derisive snort.... you aren't lying about that badge are you? Liftin' the ole coffee cup to my 'sister' on this one......hugs! Well done! ^!!!!! It was my job to pry them out and get dirty. A hero aint nothin' but a sandwich. You get it.


IMAGINATION - puts meaning into Chaos


TAGS: god immagination tatoo chaos church
Rating: 4.39/5

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Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 3:43 pm
Just make sure they don't come from those two ;)
changeling - April 18, 2012, 8:28 am
Thanks Man, sure I'm gonna come ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:52 pm
Agreed with Ricky here, good one. Pop into the forum area, might just pick up a few tips.
changeling - April 12, 2012, 12:58 pm
Thank you! Yeah, sorry for that, but this is my first work, I need some practice.. :D
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
Very nice... "God is an imaginary friend for grown ups"... Oh yeah, forgot to say Spoiler Alert...


CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy


TAGS: tsa breast examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am
LOL... 5o funny


SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am
Natural Selection at work


GUARDING THE TOMB - Serious stuff


TAGS: arlington national cemetary
Rating: 4.44/5

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Aurielius - September 27, 2015, 10:29 am
Actually you can get arrested for interfering with the Honor Guard as one young punk found out to his dismay.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:39 am
Yayyyy!!!!..........Oh, Sorry about your eye.....
Airman - February 8, 2010, 11:31 am
sorry moooooo, yes, you can continue to do that as often as you can get away with it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:07 am
That's deep Airman.....But, What aboot the dong waving?
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:50 am
I should have snoped the whole thing. The hurricane part is true, as is most of the rest. What the soldiers do on their own time is not controlled. There are now 514 of these ribbons, and only the Astronaut ribbon is given out less often.
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:48 am
that honors those who have perished also keeps in mind the families of soldiers where there are no remains. With DNA testing now, this doesn't occur as often. They disinterred the Vietnam grave and made an id. These soldiers do consider this a high honor
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:46 am
The idea of a tomb for unknowns came from the British in 1916. Our weapons keep getting more and more powerful, but we are still made of flesh and blood. There are a lot of casualties where the soldier is unidentifiable, or there's nothing left so having
rerun - February 8, 2010, 7:37 am

this not only honors the memory of the unknowns, it is a testemant to the strength ann honor of the solder who is guarding them.
rerun - February 8, 2010, 7:37 am

Since you are asking a legit question, no offense. My best guess, it is about respect. These men & women have made the ultimate sacrifice and they are unknown. The least a soldier who is selected to honor them can do is make a life long sacrafice as well
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 6:35 am
I'm sure someone's about te get really pissed at me but, what's the point in havin such a strict card on a tomb of unidentified corpses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 4:00 am
Sure, But can you poke them in the eye and wave your dong at them like those Limey palace guards?
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:57 am
True or not is irrelevant. TGhe seriousness and somber duty they hold is well understood by them, and all who have witnessed. I myself found it to be one of the most powerful things I have seen. Quite moving.
Hasbunmb - February 7, 2010, 2:33 pm
Oh, so is the stuff about the first six months... its just another special duty guys, like recruiter or DS... I admire the guys, I think its a great duty, very admirable, but its not the cult you guys are making it out to be..
Hasbunmb - February 7, 2010, 2:31 pm
The swearing/ drinking thing is a myth... sorry guys.
erock - February 6, 2010, 2:02 am
awesome , 5L
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 1:04 am
Anyone who's visited Arlington to see these guys on duty know they are seriously hardcore. Any potential enemy of my country would do well to visit to get the shit scared out of them. These guys are awesome; you wouldn't want to fight them, ever.
Untamedfifty - February 5, 2010, 9:38 pm
True Story Semper Fi Soldiers
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:35 pm
Once again Airman... Well done. 5L
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 5, 2010, 8:16 pm
woww...I knew all of this except for the enver being able to swear or drink again part....now that is dedication right there...
rerun - February 5, 2010, 8:01 pm

Thank you to these fine men


REINTARDATION -




DIRTY MIND -


TAGS: dirty mind imagination
Rating: 2.81/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:54 pm
This WAY old, This has been to the end of the internet and back


ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Near Accident Der fukken nearen schittenselfen


TAGS: international motoring
Rating: 4.44/5

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R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 1:52 pm
My German is a bit rusty...but that sounds about right! Das e5 gut! Ja!


NATIONAL GUARD - Because not everyone can be a real soldier.


TAGS: military national guard
Rating: 2.08/5

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bluethin2013 - February 10, 2013, 5:28 pm
I'll be sure to tell my son that the reason I wasn't there to watch his birth was because I was in Iraq, busy "not being a real soldier". Glad to see you know so much about what guard soldiers do and have gone through. Have a nice day.
williewill41 - October 15, 2011, 2:29 pm
If not for the guard we would not be able to fight two wars so you should say sorry to all those families in the guard who have lost a love one in combat, JERK
colt45103 - January 28, 2010, 8:45 pm
Tell that to all of the National Guardsmen sacrificing to serve our country in Iraq and Afghanistan


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: procrastination artform
Rating: 4.94/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 12:00 pm
that reminds me I had to do something the day before ye5terday...
ICEMAN - September 1, 2011, 6:46 am
I'll vote on this one later.
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:43 am
awe5ome...fav'd


RUINATION -


TAGS: temple empire mayan nation expiration
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:01 am
Ouch! But so true. 5
williamnwz - June 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
No one lives forever
forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:15 am
5!
Feasibly - June 29, 2011, 9:30 pm
Utmo5t am5omeness, Bug....
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 8:04 pm
Very nice and deep thinking here.


FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut


TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...


PROCRATINATION - my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance


TAGS: procrastination housework glance
Rating: 2.5/5

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Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:02 am
The S got lost amidst the garbage and could not be found.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am
spelling?


IF WE WAIT -


TAGS: procrastination
Rating: 4.81/5

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forseti - April 16, 2011, 3:35 pm
-ice +air... ;)
marlygirl - April 16, 2011, 1:53 pm
5 L for you Iceman.
Sean - April 15, 2011, 12:11 am
Ewwwww, that still leaves 20 seconds for -- gasp -- cuddling.
forseti - April 13, 2011, 11:33 am
and again Airman made my new background image. 5 dozen seconds


EDUCATION -


TAGS: religions faith indoctrination god atheism
Rating: 4/5

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Hawamleh - July 22, 2011, 7:54 pm
5iver
Verdeckt - July 22, 2011, 7:21 am
5weet pic


FLYING HIGH -


TAGS: darth vader balloon mescaline hallucination
Rating: 4.93/5

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caveman - May 22, 2012, 9:09 pm
Good to have you back space
holymoly - May 22, 2012, 12:07 pm
That made me lol... 5 lol's


IMAGINATION - There are times when words utterly fail to express the thoughts in our hearts. Perhaps such thoughts lack words for a reason.


TAGS: imagination rhino bomber airplane wtf
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 14, 2012, 10:53 am
Agreed with Verdect, drop the picture in Photochopped as well, has a good chance to get through there
cousinit - August 29, 2011, 10:32 pm
Thank you! I appreciate that. I hope you like the next one, too.
Verdeckt - August 29, 2011, 5:16 pm
Nice fir5t effort


PROCRASTINATION - is, hands down, our favorite form of self-sabotage.




A nation is its people -


TAGS: nation society
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:43 pm
Yeah, like he said...Donald!


SOME THINGS -


TAGS: childhood imagination to infinity sunwolf
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 7:44 am

awesome...fav'd. my fav collection is basically the AM collection...p'ffft
Greeny - May 19, 2011, 6:06 am
I beg to differ; while I didn't really have a costume to go with my wings,they did allow me to fly... just not very horizontally.
MPsniper - May 19, 2011, 5:07 am
stupid humans: WARNING, costume does not allow you to really fly.
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:21 am
I never had one ;(
Greeny - May 18, 2011, 9:13 pm
I did that once - how true it is
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 7:57 pm
Excellent. 5L Airman


HALLUCINATION - WHEN YOU START TO SEE YOUR LAPTOP LIKE THIS. YOU´RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME SURFING FOR PORN.




DETERMINATION - Even if you fall flat on your face You are still moving forward


TAGS: determination faceplant
Rating: 4.47/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:15 am
Nice fall
mariand - June 8, 2011, 2:49 pm
lol


ERECTOR SET - The toy that lets both young and old give life to their imagination.


TAGS: erector set toys everyone imagination
Rating: 4.46/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:15 pm
Actually looks more like Lincoln Logs and and Erector Set.


FIRST POSTER :) -




THE DESTINATION - A journey isn't a journey without one....


TAGS: destination journey 4x4 offroad
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bumgrubs - April 27, 2012, 6:37 pm
P.s. That actually is me ;)
ughomer - April 27, 2012, 12:28 pm
KEEP 'EM COMIN' BUMGRUBS.
mariand - April 27, 2012, 9:03 am
OK, nicely done...
Bumgrubs - April 27, 2012, 8:42 am
My first one....be gentle lol.


GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!


TAGS: geek squad army national guard 32nd brigade red arrow
Rating: 2.93/5

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414anonymouse - September 25, 2009, 9:41 am
Yes i was being funny, he's part of our geek squad. Yes he was that fat obese when I took the photo but he's trimmed down a lot since then.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
Ugh, to think I was once a Senior Scout for the 32nd. (1-128th actually)
unowho - June 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
its the vest he is wearing has front back and side plates plus the mag pouches on the front makes it look like he is fat. adds like 4 inches all around you, the shirt he is wearing actually fits tight to body. wisconsin NG I do believe...
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:57 am
It's actually an optical illusion - the guy is in full gear with bulky uniform on - look closely - he's not nearly as fat as the first glance makes you think he is. But yeah, pretty funny on first look
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:39 pm
I think that if SFC Utterbach ever sees this, SGT Yeo is going to be the NCOIC of Tedious Tasks and Duties for the remainder of his tour.
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:04 pm
I laughed as well. But I think the guy posting these is trying to be serious. I could be wrong.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Maybe it's just the Guinness, but this is a solid laugh.


OVER THE COUNTER LSD - Yeah, Mom, I'm feeling a little nausea...Holy Bejeezus...Lights!




SIGN LANGUAGE - or International Diplomacy?




REINCARNATION -


TAGS: reincarnation grave tree cemetery
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:40 pm
well played, ga5
gas - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
thx for the support xD
carebear - March 3, 2012, 12:16 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 3, 2012, 10:48 am
probably. on the spot I found it funny v_v
alexbatz - March 3, 2012, 6:36 am
No comment needed for such a great picture.


ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins


TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

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rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant dick? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized assholes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist assholes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. Fuck islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.


PATRIOTISM VS NATIONALISM -




REALITY -


TAGS: life time dream imagination comic fan anime girl cosplay sexy
Rating: 3.92/5

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ajlm9498 - June 2, 2011, 7:23 pm
Birdy Decoded
agdaniele - April 14, 2010, 1:36 am
GheyForce
terrikavalon - April 14, 2010, 1:27 am
Anyone know what anime/manga this character is from?
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:07 pm
*smiles* fap


EXPECTATIONS -


TAGS: reality imagination love boxman hammy
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - May 10, 2012, 8:25 pm

motitwist Hammy,motitwist
Hawamleh - May 10, 2012, 5:47 pm
Thank you :) and I'll keep that in mind !
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:44 pm
That's too motivational to be a demotivator. 5L anyway.


40 GRIT LOVE -




LANDMASTER -




GAIL - You wouldn't would you?


TAGS: gail coronation
Rating: 2/5

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firestarr - December 9, 2011, 3:08 pm
with a megaton bomb
GySgt1811a - December 9, 2011, 2:33 pm
Not even with yours. I promise.


CIGARETTES - For the suicidal procrastinator.




PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: future progress procrastination hammy
Rating: 4.66/5

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crazyman - March 30, 2011, 8:56 pm
It's the doc


SNOWSHOVEL -


TAGS: theres an explaination for this
Rating: 4.65/5

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spacedog - April 1, 2011, 6:02 pm
Really? A lady selling snow shovels in the G-string? I would have guessed the lumber department.


THOMAS EDISON... - ...10 minutes, BEFORE, he invented the light bulb !


TAGS: light edison think imagination ideas
Rating: 4.61/5

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Spartan058 - March 1, 2016, 4:07 pm
Just a little thing, some sciencist speculate that Edison wasnt inventor of light bulb...
AudioStalker - March 23, 2011, 5:39 pm
Oh... That sweet Edison again. Wouldn't surprise me if he said that "Candles where his inventions" as well.
motinet - March 23, 2011, 4:49 pm

LMAO you guys are getting goooood. I dont even want to try anymore
TheOne - March 22, 2011, 4:31 pm
Heheh Nice.


Indoctrination -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 11:37 am
Please either go postal or work in an office where someone else will. Talk about single-track postings...
... - October 30, 2008, 11:12 am
Please mail your self already


HAPPY NATIONAL HAIRBALL AWARENESS DAY - No Really, I'm not kidding, look it up


TAGS: national hairball awareness day
Rating: 1.9/5

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ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 12:05 am
No thanks.


DETERMINATION - One of Life's greatest lessons: Determination will not compensate For a fraying rope


TAGS: determination demotivational
Rating: 4.89/5

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M0rd3kaI - June 3, 2012, 3:45 pm
Nope, it sure as hell does not, thus you have a backup line in my case. 5L
Hawamleh - March 24, 2011, 7:42 pm
5butjam, tears of joy are streaming down my cheeks, your first poster in like ever, and you've hit a home run, five lions mate.
5butjam - March 24, 2011, 5:37 pm
(Proud face)
Bovee - March 23, 2011, 8:02 pm
5L's love it.
djinnyf - March 23, 2011, 9:24 am
Pzykosiz, I love your TwoFaced Lego! And I sure give this one 5, just for the image, it's worth it! xx
pzykosiz - March 22, 2011, 7:05 pm
great work. 5L's


TIME AND TIME AGAIN -


TAGS: life death reincarnation snowman winter
Rating: 4.6/5

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steve1961 - December 20, 2012, 4:58 am
The only thing that I'm gonna have on my tombstone is "Wish you were here."
Silverheart - December 19, 2012, 1:49 pm

Nice one. Now I have a choice to make- I can either have BRB or I'm Watching You carved on my tombstone.
falloutghoul - December 18, 2012, 10:56 pm
LOL!


DETERMINATION - Eevn in the face of adversity If your heart is in it You will succeed


TAGS: determination
Rating: 4.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 6:55 pm
very, very, VERY true


RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water


TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.


FIRE FIGHTING - Screw this!! FIX BYONETS!




IMAGINATION - If I don't run away with it, it will leave me behind.


TAGS: imagination
Rating: 4.95/5

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mariand - December 27, 2011, 7:28 am
true words...


KENT STATE... NATIONAL GUARD-4, KENT STATE-0 -


TAGS: 4may kentstate nationalguard protest idiotstudents
Rating: 4.25/5

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MPsniper - May 4, 2011, 6:20 pm
;-) thanks
alldayfighter - May 4, 2011, 2:35 pm
may the 4th be with you
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:04 pm
very poor taste...love it! lol


DETERMINATION -




it might have been -


TAGS: kennedy assasination dallas speech john greenleaf whittier
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:22 am
Where was I when I heard that Kennedy was shot? In diapers. He and his brother both tried to make the world a better place. Although their time was short, they got a lot done, and even more good stuff started. 5 black (mourning) lions


The 2nd Time Around -


TAGS: life death birth reincarnation heaven
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - August 6, 2014, 8:37 am
It kept me up all night after I made the poster. LoL
Oldsod - August 6, 2014, 7:08 am
Nothing creepy at all about that idea. Thank5 for giving me something to keep me up tonight.


MONKEYLOVE -


TAGS: determination heart and soul stewing idea s your mom
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:24 pm
Crap.... i hit enter too soon... Thank you very much, sir!
5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:23 pm
I totally love it, and would have voted 5l even if it was a muskrat in the pot
ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:19 pm
Mmmmmmmmmm, pugs. Tasty. Best slow smoked with hickory.


ACHIEVEMENT - Don't ever stop at the highest mountain.




"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"




FROGS - France national dish since the Bronze Age




POINT OF VIEW -




BACK IN THE DAY -


TAGS: fun childhood games imagination
Rating: 4.75/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:56 am
Would say 10 rounds of Jose Cuervo, but can only give 5, so 5 it is
ICEMAN - August 12, 2010, 10:37 pm
5 shots for the old days.


REINCARNATION - So, my wife and I are talking about reincarnation. I said, "You have to come back as something different". So she says, "I want come back as a Cow" I said " Your not listening to me"


TAGS: wife reincarnation cow
Rating: 4.68/5

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forseti - July 12, 2011, 11:47 am
must.... not... correct YOU'RE mistake... :P 5L anyway


NUREMBERG RALLIES -




SEX-ED - THE HARSH TRUTH -


TAGS: motifake diy procrastination
Rating: 4.39/5

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phydeaux - August 2, 2010, 4:43 pm
ZOMG Culos, 10L. Is there an extra charge for such amsomeness?


JUST FOR TODAY -




DADDY -




LEGO -


TAGS: imagination
Rating: 3.6/5

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DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 10:30 pm
Wow,another hobbes avatar? Really?
Derek - November 1, 2009, 2:26 am
When he returned as Gandalf the White, he was a little different.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 5:17 pm
just pure awesome


INTONATION - You DO realize that one of you will have to die?!?


TAGS: flute intonation
Rating: 2.96/5

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JingleWolf - June 15, 2010, 1:06 am
That is only with piccalo players. Flutes play too quiet to notice.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:40 pm
Is one of them not intonation? Is this another politifake?
haha - July 14, 2009, 8:46 am
Band geeks unite ! =D
not really - January 19, 2009, 12:20 pm
because i was and still don't get it
McDuff - January 11, 2009, 7:31 pm
lol, only band geeks get this


DID YOU POLAR REALLY TOO STUPID TO READ? -


TAGS: cyber nations cybernations polaris bob sanders vox populi cybernations
Rating: 2.4/5

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GreatWhiteHype - February 2, 2010, 12:36 am
just tried it.... wow not fake
Huh - June 6, 2009, 10:04 pm
See doesn't start with a P.


HALLUCINATIONS - Sometimes the only difference between what you see and what you are in real life is 80 pounds of fluff in the mirror


TAGS: mirror fat girl hallucination september
Rating: 2/5
Porcelina - September 5, 2009, 9:53 am
I agree, it's a littttle chubby, but it looks realllly nice still
Hypercat-Z - September 4, 2009, 3:09 am
Sadly true! But the sadder thing is for men it works the other way. Like being Danny De Vito and seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger in the mirror. It's not fair!
he who lols - September 3, 2009, 11:19 pm
True that, I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.
RandomApe - September 2, 2009, 6:48 pm
Is this supposed to portray that the girl thinks she's too fat? 'cause her reflection is friggin' HOT!!!


GAMING COMBINATION - Sometimes, you can't just decide which to play.




MORTALITY -


TAGS: life walk fog path destination unknown
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:23 pm
Thanks guys.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 6:12 pm
five'd & fav'd
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 8:38 am
Brilliant. Another 5L for you, doggy.


EVEN DEADENDS LEAD TO NEW PERSPECTIVES - Just because the road didn't take you to your destination, it doesn't mean that it didn't help you get there.




"THINK NOISY AND COLORFULLY, OR YOU'RE NOT ALIVE" - - Mel Brooks


TAGS: life thought imagination
Rating: 4.93/5

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Rudedog - April 4, 2013, 2:11 am
Young Frankenstein, greatness.


Determination -




HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING JR DAY -




REINCARNATION - Jesus just found out...it can be a BITCH!




CHU-CITY - Every "TRAILER-PARK" Has one GUN-NUT Psycho-Skinhead running around it!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage trailer park chu city
Rating: 1.7/5

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The HOOF - September 12, 2009, 6:58 am
He has no bullets in that rifle.
Agent K - August 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
yeah most likely Iraq...possibly Afghanistan or Kyrgyzstan but I'd bet on Iraq.
knowitall - August 17, 2009, 5:16 pm
unless it's in some faggy country like england where guns are illegal.
T. - August 16, 2009, 9:12 pm
Looks like it's in Iraq. Army PX flip flops, uniform looking trailers, the M4 looks fairly standard, tree's look like iraq trees I'd guess a small fob north of bagdad.
KDP3 - August 15, 2009, 11:01 pm
only one gun nut? I disagree


COOLNESS - No! BRO! in order 2B COOL! You have to "POP" Your collar




explanations -


TAGS: explanations
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - January 14, 2014, 12:15 am
Hahaa, thanks for that Prissy, that's a pretty awesome thing to do for her, sounds like a fun husband! Looks like he had a fantastic time doing it too, I would have loved to hear some of the other ideas he came up with :)
MissPriss - January 13, 2014, 1:19 pm
Sorry for the explanation...teehee.
MissPriss - January 13, 2014, 1:19 pm
Not to poop on anyone's parade but, the fellow in this pic, actually took a series of photos of himself in this pink tutu as a way to cheer up his wife while she was doing her chemo sessions. He's took pics of himself everywhere. 5L little and that dude
chickenlittle - January 13, 2014, 12:09 am
Thanks Mr.Gary!
GaryO - January 12, 2014, 9:58 pm
PERFECT


Old Concept -


TAGS: nation god concept test dark ages
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 11, 2016, 9:48 pm
That's what I holler!


nationalism -


TAGS: nationalism patriotic canada
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:47 am
...north. And we all know what happens when the invaders come from the frozen north, eh?
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:46 am
Thanks, CL. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, you post this and it occurs to me that if you froze the maple leaf, you'd have the potential for millions of pi**ed off Canadians with shuriken that literally grow on trees invading from the frozen...


bam -


TAGS: thoughts dirty sexy imagination interpretation
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 7:52 pm
You taught me well sir...yes indeed Mr. Gary!
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:32 am
yes you do...oh yes...you do


BIRTHPLACE - The most idiotic of things to act smug about.


TAGS: national pride
Rating: 4.18/5

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lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 12:02 pm
i regret asking.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 12:02 pm
Yeah, now that I've touched you. You've been begging for months!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 12:00 pm
TOC touched me in my bathing suit area!!!.....I feel so much better now.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:58 am
Hey! I distinctly remember telling you I'd delete it if it was too uncool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 11:56 am
Abuse of authority is what happened...
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:52 am
Hilarity, that's what happened!
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:48 am
what happened yesterday?
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:44 am
*scowls* Remember what happened yesterday? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 11:42 am
Sammich?
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:38 am
@me: I love you, TOC! *kissie*
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:37 am
@Moo: I'm not really a cook... can I buy you some home cooking? @lester: Can you do that thing where you put all your weight on your neck with your legs straight up in the air? Looks painful.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:34 am
Just part of my Yoga exercise TOC. wooooossshhaaaa wwwoooooshhhaaaaa woooooooshaaaaa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 11:34 am
Yep....food and or booze....I'd kill children for some home cooking.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:31 am
@Moo: Food? @lester: Talking to inanimate objects again, are we?
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:28 am
@the poster. East or west or far east, what happened before will always affect the future, the newer generation, and the worst thing we can do is put another brick in the wall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 11:25 am
Hey!...I'm a good guy....I'll pull out your chair, I wash dishes, I'll even put the toilet seat down. As long as there's something in it for me.....wink wink, nudge,nudge.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:03 am
LOL.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:01 am
There is no such thing as "good guys." :P I'm just upset about this comma by my name now. :(
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:57 am
LOL. See TOC, we're the good guys. *whistling*
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:55 am
I remember being disconnected while in the process of posting the comment on mr. Airman's poster.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:55 am
HA!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 1, 2010, 10:52 am
I've worked out what's wrong. I kept this screen open, but logged out on another tab. Maybe when I clicked the link from my email, I was automatically signed out for some reason.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:50 am
LOL. I am not sure how it happened. must be a glitch.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:49 am
Nope. I can't comment while logged out.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:48 am
@KFD: That's not supposed to be possible either... I'm so confused.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:47 am
Me and my big mouth.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 1, 2010, 10:47 am
For some reason I wasn't signed in when I commented. I didn't realise until I got an email saying "" had commented on my motifake.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:45 am
You guys are obviously trying to skirt the motifake rules. Instant banishment for you, then.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:43 am
Happened to me while im commenting on one of mr. airman's poster yesterday. guest
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:41 am
No, I'm a chubby one. Um, no, with the comment and it's anonymity . Really, how?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 1, 2010, 10:39 am
Not you, obviously ;)
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:39 am
How in the hell did you do that?
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:38 am
HEY
TheTrashHeap - April 1, 2010, 12:22 am
awwwwwwwwwwwww were the big bad American kids picking on you KFD? Do you want to call your mommy to pick you up?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:45 pm
I was talking to Kspace not KFD
Reason - March 31, 2010, 7:44 pm
The flag is the E.U. asshole, which basically turns them in the United States East
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:43 pm
And you are still a doucher
Kspace - March 31, 2010, 7:33 pm
Europe is a continent, not a country. 1L
Densaku - March 31, 2010, 5:11 pm
Should be posted in any country bashing flamewar in progress. 5L.
Bartimaeus - March 31, 2010, 2:16 pm
Bloody brilliant! 5/5
forseti - March 31, 2010, 1:41 pm
great one!! 5L
mule2772 - March 31, 2010, 1:34 pm
Comparing Dubya to Hitler = 1L at the best.


STUPIDITY -




I DON'T BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION -


TAGS: reincarnation again and again
Rating: 4/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2009, 10:10 am
Scream like a girl, check. 5L


DEFEAT - Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it




DISCRIMINATION - It Happens To Ducks Too.




CRAPO PARK - A Happy, Fun Place For The Whole Family


TAGS: american vacation destinations
Rating: 3.08/5

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spacedog - December 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
Best dog-park I've ever been to. Loved it.


FANNATION - Where Mullets Go Manhunting!


TAGS: fannation
Rating: 1.1/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:25 pm
I can't afford a flame thrower either, so i'll just throw my furniture at it.


The Bright Side -




discrimination -




THE FIFTH GUNMAN -


TAGS: jfk assaination conspiracies dallas police
Rating: 4.96/5

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rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:34 pm

The 50th anniversary approaches
SpitCan - June 19, 2011, 1:14 pm
I love the littls kid in the foreground hiding the gun behind his back


PRETTY AS A PICTURE -




NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN -


TAGS: aging time destination irony
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:15 pm
I have a feeling Im going to have the same ending. I experienced alot of wonderful & scary moments in the 18-1/2 years I spent in the military & the last 10 as a contractor for them especially here in Afghanistan. The Taliban rocketed our Pizza Hut : (
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:51 am
Sadly too true.


JOB OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: world domination work benefits demon
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greybeard - January 12, 2013, 9:09 pm
LoL. I was wondering if anyone would catch the reference. :) Thank you for the great rating.
Silverheart - January 12, 2013, 6:13 pm

867-5309- Jenny's hiring a minion? To keep weirdo's from calling for a good time, eh? 5Ls


IMAGINATION -


TAGS: inception bj funny imagination weapon
Rating: 4.7/5

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FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 10:36 am
5 kleenex wipes for you sir!!
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 4:04 pm
hehe
migdal - October 10, 2010, 11:45 am
my kind of weapon too
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:03 am
LOL!


Imagination -




VIRTUAL REALITY -


TAGS: gamers childhood airplane imagination happiness
Rating: 4.14/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:39 pm
HA! At least your not bragging about a wii, GS. 5Ls Aggy.
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:32 pm
pffft, my playstation is like my american express card...5L..never put on my pants with out it


READ MY LIPS - The international symbol for yes.


TAGS: read my lips international yes
Rating: 4.13/5

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btgeiser - May 19, 2012, 1:55 am
The international symbol for...i want the money up front


WALES -


TAGS: marchallenge bash another nation wales scotland
Rating: 3.95/5

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danofolish - August 9, 2011, 3:32 pm
summer in wales the best day of the year


IMAGINATION - Do you remember those worlds you built, when you were young? Because all I can remember now are Videogame plots and Arnold Schwarzenegger qoutes.




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